Super Cheap Shell: 1963 Porsche 356

This isn’t a shell game, but it is a shell. That is all that is left of this 1963 Porsche 356B Twin Grille. There are no dials to indicate miles. It does have a clean title but no registration. The car is located in Arlington, Massachusetts and the current bid price is a massive $56.00 with no reserve. The listing is on eBay.

It is almost easier to list what the car has than what it does not. The few things the car does have are a steering box, a few fuses, fuel tank, and fuel door, and the front end is still onboard. That completes the list. Minor non-technical things are part of the car are a door tag and bulkhead stamp. The VIN stamp is not on the car.

There is nothing inside the car. No seats or gauges. It does not have a floor either, which really is the main reason why no seats are in the car. It has been left to rust and rot away for years. No information is listed as to how long it has been decaying away in the elements.

The seller has been toting the car around his property using a makeshift trailer, which they are willing to part with if you buy the car, but they say it is not road worthy. There might not be much you can do with this car. It could be a donor for a part or two. My idea would be to put it on a bug frame, but that might be absolute blaspheme.

 

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  1. Avatar photo grant

    The Porsche people would hate the bug idea but I like it. Is there really enough left to restore? When do you give up? It’s up to $750 so someone thinks something’s there.

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    • Avatar photo Superdessucke

      Well north of 2,000 now. I predict it will break into the five figures.

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      • Avatar photo grant

        Well, north of 2k anyway. TIFIFY. As of now at $2005.00
        Mind blowing, isn’t it?

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  2. Avatar photo Falstaff TR

    SBC and a buff and this beauty will be on the road in a weekend or two

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  3. Avatar photo Chuckster

    Good Lord, push the poor thing back in the woods and let it die in peace

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    • Avatar photo Al

      I agree, its a “shell of a mess”.
      No need to take it to the back-40 and shoot it, it’s dead already.

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  4. Avatar photo JimmyJ

    Porsche market must be crashing I think this woulda been 20k a year ago

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  5. Avatar photo Jimmy

    I normally don’t post on foreign vehicles because I haven’t owned but one Toyota Tundra but this one he would have to pay me to haul it away.

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  6. Avatar photo Bob Hess Member

    Someone did push it back into the woods and it did die…..

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  7. Avatar photo glen

    Seems to me, there’s plenty of better 356’s out there, why buy this trash? This will cost a fortune to rebuild.

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  8. Avatar photo Too Late

    Put this in an art gallery around the New York city area , attach a $50,000 price tag on it. Then stand back watch folks figure a reason why they need this in their home.

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    • Avatar photo Brian Boyd

      Might have to cut it half first, I like your thinking.

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      • Avatar photo Al

        Cutting it in half, costs too much. If its aluminum convert into a beer can. If its steel, maybe a real solid hockey puck.

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  9. Avatar photo Ian C

    Personally, I like the idea of turning the body around on the trailer and putting a steel floor in it and using it as a trailer. Would love to see the looks of people when leaving Lowes with 2x4s sticking out the back window!

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  10. Avatar photo Mark

    Buying for the title and maybe a fuse, trash for scrap the rest.

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  11. Avatar photo Jeffro

    Stick on a beetle pan and make a Baja out of it

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  12. Avatar photo Billy007

    Adam, really?

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    • Avatar photo Adam Wright

      Not me, I did take one like this and put it to good use, it’s wall art at the shop.

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      • Avatar photo glen

        You may have a few bucks bolted to your wall.

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      • Avatar photo Adam Wright

        Glen, more in the yard…

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      • Avatar photo Billy007

        Oh Adam, just looking at your yard makes me lament about all the oxygen that was lost making all that rust. You really need to plant a bunch of trees to make up for it, you are doing that, right? After all, even Porsche lovers need to breath. And, as we all know, we need oxygen to combine with free hydrogen after cellular respiration to form water so we can pee. You do pee, right Adam?

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      • Avatar photo Adam Wright

        Billy, I didn’t make that rust, nothing stays in my yard for more than a year, we move em in, and move em out, that pic was taken about 4 years ago, I bet very few of those cars are there today. This is the same section, shot from the other side, in January of this year, all different.

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      • Avatar photo LodeStar

        ADAM WRIGHT…Where you located? I’d like to see some of those “wall hangers”

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      • Avatar photo glen

        Very, very cool, so’s the tractor.

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    • Avatar photo Adam Wright

      Lodestar, we’re in upstate NY, just look for the tractor, and you know you’ve arrived.

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      • Avatar photo Billy007

        Adam, do you have permission from adjacent neighbors for all those cars? EPA compliance with leaks into the soil and all? Check for wasp nests regularly? Remember that guy from Michigan last year? Don’t want to happen what went down with him. Neighbors can be so pesky with old cars just laying about, esp. in upscale northern New York. Tell me at least you have a fence.

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      • Avatar photo Adam Wright

        We are on a dead end street and our only neighbors are the cops, and Satan Cycles, and we are zoned Heavy Industrial.

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      • Avatar photo Billy007

        Satan Cycles, now that sounds pleasant.

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      • Avatar photo john c

        No bees in heavy industrial areas, eh? Great collection !!

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  13. Avatar photo Lroy

    Emory Motorsports Mc McMinnville, OR , takes cars this bad and turns them into 356 Outlaws. This rustbucket will fetch ridicules money before its over and done.

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    • Avatar photo Adam Wright

      Rod Emory takes nice 356’s and turns them into outlaw’s, not horrid rust buckets. I know, I sell cars to Rod.

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  14. Avatar photo Mark S.

    This has got to be the worst rust-bucket Porsche seen here yet. Someone would have to be desperate for the two questionable parts still attached to this carcass to buy it. Stranger things have happened though.

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    • Avatar photo Billy007

      This is only here to perpetrate a fraud of some sort. The title and VIN will go to some other car, obviously there is nothing here of value. A door handle? What else? That is what this insane rise in values has caused, dishonesty. Down below it is listed that the next door neighbor to Adam’s place is Satan Cycles. Perhaps Satan has something to do with the sale of old Porsches too.

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  15. Avatar photo Too Late

    25 bids and over $2000 at the moment. So far 25 strange people have ideas on which New York city art gallery it’s going to be” hanging ” out at. I got to start hanging out in my local forest’s a little more it appears.

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    • Avatar photo glen

      Maybe getting back to nature can be profitable.

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  16. Avatar photo canadainmarkseh

    I say cube it than push it into a corner in your garage. You’d still be able to brag that you own a 356 Porsche and it wouldn’t take up a lot of space.

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  17. Avatar photo St. Ramone de V8

    Yard Art

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  18. Avatar photo Cj5

    Has to be said – “ran when parked.”

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  19. Avatar photo Gaspumpchas

    few parts and a title. Guy has been thru the ringer on feebay. So much fraud and nonsence its ridiculous. Good luck to the new owner!!

    Cheers
    GPC

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  20. Avatar photo KawiVulc

    Somewhere at home I have a keychain with a small piece of Glacier Girl, the P-38 Lightning that was dug out of the ice in Greenland… that’s all I got, chop it up & sell it as a bits-o-356 fundraiser. Update from around noon today (the 4th) says he had to cancel some bids & it’s back down to $1,525.

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