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Tuesday might not be the worst day of the week, but it’s still not our favorite either. Now that spring is here, any day that involves sitting at our desks and not out playing with one of our project cars is a day wasted. On the bright side, we get some pretty fun emails while parked at our computers that definitely make any day a good one. Today we got an email simply stating that we needed to look at this Woodie wagon someone found. Well it takes the term “Woodie” Wagon to new heights. We are sure this one has been floating around the web, but it made our Tuesday so we thought we would share it and challenge you guys to come up with the funniest caption! Thanks Richard B for sharing this photo with us!
“Early Morning Wood” comes to mind, but then again if I put my thinking cap on I can probably come up with something better. Now where did I put that thinking cap. :-)
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a dodge truck
Ran when parked!
“It ain’t fer sale, I’m going to restore it one of these days. Now partner, I think its time for you to leave….”
Ran when parked. Needs a tune-up. Genuine wood interior.
Id have it back on the road in a month. Rat rod time!
When I said it would be nice if you guys featured an old woody wagon, this isn’t what I had in mind!
One last Lambrecht Chevrolet car left to auction…
….you’re still not over that Lambrecht thing…from what it looks like.
So I buy my wife a little tree at the Nursery and some of that Miracle Gro stuff…I hit a bump, the Miracle Gro spills into the plant and boom it grows like Jack’s beanstalk!
Hey Hon, where are the keys for that ole pannel truck thats parked down. Below the chicken pens. Got some city guy comming to look at it.
I was making a delivery of a few saplings when I got a flat. When I got up to the house, my wife told me her water had just broke. Well, you know how it goes; one thing and then another….
I suggest “Tree on the floor!”
…or a “tree on the three”
I think they put the trunk in the wrong part of the car ?
That exhaust system has a real bark to it.
Now THAT’S patina!
Great captions guys and I’m glad at least a few of you got the humor in this picture! We have had a few readers who didn’t quite get the joke, so to clarify. This isn’t an actual Woodie Wagon. It’s a panel wagon with a tree growing out of it making it a “Woodie” Wagon. Personally, I thought it was a fun play on words! Hopefully that clarifies it for anyone who was confused or thought I didn’t know what a Woodie Wagon looks like. Thanks to everyone who got the joke and shared their captions!
I don’t believe that’s really a Cord……
clever………….
Suddenly I am getting the feeling that their are of Lotus fans on the page.
Funny
Does it have a hemi in it?
Definitely a three on the tree!
So the wife & I went to the nursery to by some plants see & we got into this big fight & she up & grabbed the keys & chucked em so am at a loss where the time went, but the whole thing is fersale sept no keys.
who’s the sap that’s gonna buy this?
Panel rat rod w/ custom wood grain interior and sunroof. Eco-friendly. Lowered suspension. Theft deterrent installed. Also, custom patina. Solid, it will be hard for me to part with this one.
…don’t forget the killer theft deterrent system!
‘Farm find, Good floors, small dent in roof, put tires on it and it’s ready to go’.
I am truly surprised that the Roots supercharger wasn’t mentioned, and that every year the vehicle automatically receives new rings…
Good one!
i will go out on a limb and say i like this.
the forever embrace! The old rusty panel truck said”I hold you forever” and the tree replied-“No, I’ve got you”!
You can have the Truck, but don’t Hurt the Tree!!
Some wood will need replacing – includes new wood.
AC needs recharge
Runs against my grain
Fresh fluids, tires, and brakes, and drive as is.
…..when the old farmer asked me how I planned on removing the vehicle without hurting his prize winning tree, I was stumped….
wow,….. the interior is cherry!!
is it a stick?
Krash, you’re on a roll, here.
….it’s in better shape than my Sequoia.
Better buy it while it’s still available ’cause there is nothing worse than the remorse of “shoulda, coulda, wooda”!
This one is Farm fresh, real wood accents!
Ok, I’ve read all the comments and I’m surprised nobody else thought of this one. “Check it out. It’s a tree with a car growing around it !!!. Isn’t that amazing?!?!?!! Ya think its something in the soil?” (I realize its “cornball” but, please don’t everyone groan and boo at the same time).
Ain’t no one gonna steal my truck; I got it secured to a tree…
Better clean the windshield before the Sap drives it away
For sale, ran when parked. Make offer.
Or
Unrestored and all original! A true survivor! Real patina! $20K serious inquiries only please!
When I was a cop,I saw some limbs up in the air thru a front windshield but it was nothing like this.
Found! The missing #49 Tucker!
Eco-friendly stored for 30 years.
needs limbering up.
Wood sell in pieces.
(for U.K.: log book not included)
For Sale: Early “Oakland” Panel Van. High-grain interior.
Although this may go against the grain, I vote for “Cord” as the best(worst)pun. This post is one of the funniest ever.
It’s good to see Dodge branch out into the log truck business, looks great in autum colors.
“So the wife & I went to the nursery to by some plants” …we gets home and her new Mother’s Day tree is setting the the truck. I get out and the wife says, “George, please bring my new tree in so I can plant it in the back yard” …at which time I yells back, “OK, Marge… just got a few things to do first… got a car in the garage I’m gonna restore, then I’ll get ‘r done!”
Honey, The traffic on the interstate was really bad…Turned into a real parking lot.
I’ve heard of tree-huggers, but never expected to see a car doing it….
Using the (Michigan) addition, since it appears as though we have been joined by an Alan across the pond, basking in the fine sunshine of the UK!
Mother Nature:
“If these pieces of tin will hold still long enough, I’ll grab them all!”
Now wouldn’t this make a nice planter thing for the “mother in law’
Drivin by a little ole Lady. On Sunday and to the store. lol
Dennis, that might be exactly what happened. Then she parked right under a tree. She didn’t drive all that often.
“The flower pot”
Anti-theft device.