Body Shop Fail: 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 396

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Chevrolet built more than 50,000 Chevelle Super Sports in 1970, the last year before sales declined due to rising insurance premiums and engine detuning. Buyers had their choice of two engines: the 396 cubic inch V8 (now 402 but still marketed as a 396) and the new 454. The seller’s car is the former with a 4-speed manual transmission, but it’s in rough shape thanks to a restoration that never got off the ground. Located in Bonny Lake, Washington, this incomplete project is available here on craigslist for $29,500.

The seller and/or his son bought this Chevy with plans to restore it. But it sat at a body shop for two years without ever having been touched, so they brought it home. After they retrieved it, they found that some of the engine hardware had been pilfered. So, it’s not surprising they have lost interest in the project and will hand it off to someone else who wants to turn it into a six-figure automobile.

You’re going to have to read between the lines in the seller’s description. And there’s a build sheet that should confirm it’s a real-deal SS 396, but if you can read it, you’re a better person than I am. No photos of the engine compartment are provided, so we don’t know what else may have disappeared beyond the parts the seller indicates. The odometer is said to read 500 miles, so could that be 100,500?

This is a blue car with a red hood substituted from another cowl induction Chevelle. It once had a vinyl roof covering, and the white interior looks like a lost cause. There is rust on the floorboards, but we’re told the quarter panels are fine. There is no trunk key, so who knows what you’ll find in there. We’ve seen a lot of projects like this where a ton of vision will be required, especially at the cost of acquisition. A salute to “Curvette” for another Bow-Tie tip!

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  1. Curvette

    The description on the Craigslist ad is one of the most incoherent things I have read anywhere.

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  2. Steve R

    Horrible pictures, incoherent description, good luck getting anywhere close to the asking price of $29,500. The VIN is useless when trying to verify a 1970 Chevelle is an SS.

    Steve R

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  3. Lakota

    I just gave myself a headache reading the sellers add along with a price that is beyond reasonable.

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  4. Fahrvergnugen FahrvergnugenMember

    Perfect description: “Located in Bonny Lake, WA.”

    Seller should toss it back into Lake Bonny…

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  5. JDC

    $29,500? I hope if he gets that ridiculous price for it, he goes back to school and takes some courses in writing a coherent paragraph.

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  6. Dave

    It’s probably easier to read the “belt sheet” that’s rotted to pieces, LOL!

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  7. John Irwin

    Okay…so the chosen body shop were aholes? Got that but why? Is it because they never touched it in 2 years or because a chef broke in and stole the manifold? So maybe the chef needed one and didn’t have the money? Yeah, I can believe it’s only got 500 miles on it. Why isn’t it being advertised as a mint survivor? I hope the chef gets caught with that big block manifold!! Ahole

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