One Crappy Dragster!

Crappy Dragster

This custom dragster may be more of an outhouse find than a barn find, but I think it deserves a mention just for the good laugh it provides. The seller doesn’t include much information in their eBay listing, but the photos tell the whole story. I doubt the local drag strip would allow it to run, but I sure would like to try. Just think of the looks on people’s faces when you pull up to the tree in this crapper! Oh boy, that alone would make it worth every penny of the asking price. Thanks goes to Gary L for the tip!

Funny Car

Heck, you might even make a respectable pass with this thing. Even if you dont do that well, I bet you would still be the most popular guy at the strip. The seller mentions that porta potty was built using an old funny car.

The Throne

Here’s the throne! Just be sure to put the lid down before strapping in. There are a couple of port holes to see out of and apparently even big guys can fit inside.

Gotta Go

This creation is probably only good for car shows, but just think of all the fun you could have with it! You could pull it out to the drag strip or even stick it in a parking lot and just watch as people pass by. It would be a good laugh for all!


  1. Anastos

    More importantly, let’s talk about that Superbird…

    • Chris


      • Mark

        Right!! What about the Superbird!!!

  2. Brian

    Its pretty shitty

  3. Ian C.

    It looks like that thing Jase Robertson raced down a hill in duck dynasty. Except this one was given an engine and parked next to a super bird.

    • Ian C.

      Talk about a crap car xD

  4. Frankie Paige

    Looks like it was a long night of sipping from the still, the sons of the soil mus be proud

  5. JW

    But Cool !!!

  6. Ed P

    Perfect !! A car that goes while you go.

  7. Dougm

    Never know what POS you might find in a barn these days!

  8. dbigb1 Member

    Methane powered!!!!

  9. piper62j

    These home builds lost popularity with the season finale of the Munsters..

  10. John

    You Jesse are on a roll…oh crap!💩pun intended…

  11. Mark S

    I looked at this $hitter a couple of times not sure what to think of it. I finally decided well at least you could make use of the outhouse.

  12. That Guy

    Redneck engineering at its finest. And I mean that as a compliment. This thing is hilarious.

  13. Donnie

    Take off the crapper and it might be worth the price.

  14. JW

    Well I sent my son this unusual dragster to cheer him up after surgery on his face after hitting a semi gasoline tanker with his Tundra, I got a email back after he woke from the surgery laughing his butt off. It made his day.

  15. Dirk

    So now he needs surgery on his face AND his butt? Great!

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